Job Interview

I’ve been lucky enough to perform professionally for over a decade. Being a performer just works for me, though. I could never do well with a “normal” job. The problem for me begins with the interview. Look what you do when you go in: Shake… Sit… Speak… And if you’re lucky enough to get the job, you get to spend the next 40 years rolling over and playing dead while wearing a leash.

That’s also why I firmly believe that cubicals prove that animals are instinctively smarter than humans: At least you have to put a door on an animal’s cage.

-ROBBY BENNETT
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